Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other. Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?' Banta singh : 'Yes, I have' Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.' Banta singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?' Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.' Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it.' by parents

If I was a painter, u would be my painting. If I was an author, you would be my story. If I was a poet, you would be my poem. But unfortunately I am a psychiatrist. by Anon

once a elephent and a ant (chiti) play games chupa-chupi. ant catch elephant easily because elephent is big.but elephent also catch ant easily ----how----- elephent see ant's sandle in front of a house. by rajesh

The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother: "What did you learn today?" Kid: "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow." by Anon

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian! by Anon

My daughter working as a Fashion Designer spends most of her day in the office working on the computer. One day she was trying out a new type of embroidery from the internet, on a piece of fabric. She mistakenly made a wrong move of the needle & immediately realised the mistake, desparate not to spoil the embroidery, she cried out loud 'ctrl+z'....'ctrl+z'....but did it 'undo' the wrong stitch? by Prem Warrier

Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward . The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission . He who captures an adult LIon and brings it back alive in the fastest time will be adjudged the best. First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up . Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion . Lastly the sardar brigade goes in . 15 minutes , half an hour , one hour goes and no sign of our saradrjis .The judges give up and decide to search for them . They go into the forest . After some searching , they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree . The sardarjis have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting , "Bol tu sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " (Admit that you are a lion! You $%! You are a lion) by Punjab Police

A chinese call centre Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan ! Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller : I'm Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now , Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? Operator: I'm Saw Ree . Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!! Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ... Caller: O h .......God!!! ! by Venkatesh Hariharan

Copying an idea from an author is plagiarism. Copying many ideas from many authors is research. by Work Joke

"Dad, can you write in the dark?" "I think so. What is it you want me to write?" "Your name on this report card." by Anon